Don’t keep him in the dog house too often
or he might give his bone to the woman next door!
Category Archives: Dirty Wedding Telegram Suggestions
Stork Brings Babies
If the stork brings babies which bird won’t?
A swallow.
TV Set
A honeymoon couple is like an old TV set – four wobbly legs and a worn out knob!
Good Chicken Meal
The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal –
– a little bit of breast
– a little bit of leg
…. and a lot of stuffing!
Marriage is a Tree
Marriage is like a beautiful tree – it starts off with a good root.
Aircraft
The wedding night is like an aircraft taking off – Both hands on the joystick and flaps open…
The Family
Two brothers, George and Murray Fa*rkin are unable to be with us today, in fact the whole Fa*rkin family send their regards!
Broke It Off
I was engaged myself once.
To a contortionist.
But she broke it off!
Score
Wish you both all the best on your wedding day. Tonight I hope you score between the goals and not a behind.
Your Honour
She’ll offer her honour, He’ll honour her offer,
And all night long he’ll be on ‘er, off ‘er, on ‘er, off ‘er…