She’ll offer her honour, He’ll honour her offer,
And all night long he’ll be on ‘er, off ‘er, on ‘er, off ‘er…
The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
Don’t keep him in the dog house too often
or he might give his bone to the woman next door!
A honeymoon couple is like an old TV set – four wobbly legs and a worn out knob!
The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal –
– a little bit of breast
– a little bit of leg
…. and a lot of stuffing!
If the stork brings babies which bird won’t?
The wedding night is like an aircraft taking off – Both hands on the joystick and flaps open…
Marriage is like a beautiful tree – it starts off with a good root.
Two brothers, George and Murray Fa*rkin are unable to be with us today, in fact the whole Fa*rkin family send their regards!
I was engaged myself once.
To a contortionist.
But she broke it off!