They married on the cricket pitch, That night they were so wicket
the bride said with a blissful twitch,’I’m sure this isn’t cricket!’
Category Archives: Clean Wedding Telegram Suggestions
Forget It
Some future advice for the Groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!
Woman Rolling Eyes
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes..
Bridesmaid
[Bride] was having trouble choosing her bridesmaids and asked me for advice.
I told her get all of her friends together and pick the ones who most desperately needed a new dress.
Which One?
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one!
Words of Wisdom
Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde
Marital Freedom
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.