Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
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Congratulations on your wedding
Congratulations on your wedding! I wish we could have been with you today, to join in celebrating your love and happiness. I hope your day was everything that you dreamed of and hoped for, and {Bride’s name], I just know that you made a beautiful glowing bride!
We wish you a life time of happiness as you embark on a new stage in your journey as husband and wife. May all yours days together be as happy as this one.
It will not always be easy, but it will be fulfilling.
Lots of Love
Wine Marriage
Like a good wine, marriage gets better with age… once you learn to keep a cork in it.
The Important Things
Now that your married life has begun, it’s time to get down to the important things…
always take the rubbish out in time… put the toothpaste cap back on… and remember, there’s no such thing as a “floordrobe”.
As you look forward to all you’re dreaming of, may you be blessed with love and happiness forever!
Queen’s Message
My Husband and I send our warm congratulations and best wishes to you both on celebrating your wedding. We hope you have a wonderful day and a fine life together.
Fight
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Annoyed for Life
Congratulations! It’s great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
(Wo)Mans Work
Confucious say man who sink into woman’s arms
soon have arms in woman’s sink!
Witty or Pretty
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Mothers-in-Law
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. Oscar Wilde