Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one!
Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
It destroys one’s nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being, but give it a go anyway!
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.
Greeting to the handsome couple who have broken hearts all over the world by getting married!
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Oscar Wilde