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Category Archives: Clean Wedding Telegram Suggestions
Sleep Talking
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
Isolation termination
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
Amiable Every Day
It destroys one’s nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being, but give it a go anyway!
Handsome Couple
Greeting to the handsome couple who have broken hearts all over the world by getting married!
Can’t Take a Joke
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.
Treat Her Well
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Oscar Wilde
Socrates
As Socrates once said, By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
Bird Cage
We cannot do without it, and yet we disgrace and vilify the same. It may be compared to a cage, the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair to get out.
Presents vs Elopement
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.