Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one!
Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
It destroys one’s nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being, but give it a go anyway!
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
Greeting to the handsome couple who have broken hearts all over the world by getting married!
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Oscar Wilde