Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes..
Some future advice for the Groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!
[Bride] was having trouble choosing her bridesmaids and asked me for advice.
I told her get all of her friends together and pick the ones who most desperately needed a new dress.
Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one!
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
It destroys one’s nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being, but give it a go anyway!
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.